Yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out!

With all the recent hype surrounding the remaining Wu-Tang members new work and live shows (not including Method Man and Redman's horrible performance at Days Like This), I wanted to share some magical quotes from the great late ODB.

"Dirt McGirt comes from Dirt McGirt Island. It’s a place that’s right off the block from the next island off of Batman Island. I can’t let you know exactly where it is––it’s a secret, you know? Wonder Woman told me not to say nothing."

"Lookin' for new girls to put babies in." - When asked what his plans were for 1998.

"Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say 'yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out!' Every girl I saw on T.V. her ass looked funny to me, and I just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night."

"I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation."

"Make the rocks disappear" - Following a 1999 arrest for possession of crack cocaine

""Please calm down...I went and bought me a suit today that costed me a lot of money today, because I figured that Wu-Tang was gonna win. I don't know how you all see it, but when it comes to the children, Wu-Tang is for the children. We teach the children. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is the best. I want you all to know that this is O.D.B., and I love you all. Peace." - at the 1998 Grammy Awards, in which he jumped on stage during Shawn Colvin's acceptance for Song of the Year in protest of Wu-Tang Clan losing Best Rap Album to Sean 'P Diddy' Combs

"This girl I knew, she just freaked me out and I just lost my virginity like that [snaps his fingers]. I didn't last very long. I was like 15. It was at my folks' house. They didn't catch me. I did it slippery and slick."

"Girls, when you walk down the street, just stay nasty. Please stay nasty for me because that's how I freak out. So stay nasty and be nasty and have a beautiful time."

Enjoy Kids.