Hey, Lara Bingle.....

Fuck you! Thats right, i said it. And for that matter, fuck you too, Michael Clarke. Who gives a shit that your skeleton on steroids looking, slag of a fiance or whatever the fuck she was to you did with some other useless jock prick a few years ago? I fucking don't, nor should you. Get on with playing cricket you fucktard, it's what you are well over paid to do, and let's face it, you're no Mark Waugh either. Fuck you both, sincerely, for being smeared over the t.v and newspapers this last month. It just goes to show you how fucked up the world is when every news program has you 2 bell-ends as the main story. "What ever happend to those poor people in Haiti?" I hear you ask?

"Who fuckng cares" says Channels 7, 9, 10, SBS, ABC, Foxsports News, Eurosport, Ukrainian TV etc " Michael Clarke and that thing that looks like Gollum he's been engaged to is way more important"

Fuck off.