This day was created by someone who dislikes valentine's day so much, He thought of the most ridiculous way too rebel and offend people. check out the rules and details below:
There was a man from Denmark who had a vision, not a cartoon drawing-vision, or a Hans Christian Andersen vision, but a vision for a better tomorrow. This visionary started a group in Danish in Denmark called 'Steaks and Blowjobs, a holiday for men', today it has 30,000 members. Which was approximately half the Danish population on facebook.
Rules for Steak and Blowjob Day (SB Day)
The two cardinal rules came to Anders Peppy Nielsen, in a waking dream, a so-called vision, these rules are the foundation of this hallowed day. The rest of the rules are meant to emphasize the depth of the two cardinal rules.
Cardinal Rule 1: On T-Bone Steak and Blowjob Day, the man is the king, the Pontifix Maximus if you will, and is ALWAYS RIGHT! Any kind of choices, decisions or what have you, rest on the shoulders of the man this day. There can in no way be any doubt concerning his absolute, dictatorial, and sovereign REIGN this day.
Cardinal Rule 2: Should the situation occur where the woman can clearly prove that the man made a quantifiable mistake, one should refer to Cardinal Rule 1. ON THIS DAY THE MAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT. EVEN WHEN HE’S CLEARLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY WRONG.
The two cardinal rules came to Anders Peppy Nielsen, in a waking dream, a so-called vision, these rules are the foundation of this hallowed day. The rest of the rules are meant to emphasize the depth of the two cardinal rules.
Cardinal Rule 1: On T-Bone Steak and Blowjob Day, the man is the king, the Pontifix Maximus if you will, and is ALWAYS RIGHT! Any kind of choices, decisions or what have you, rest on the shoulders of the man this day. There can in no way be any doubt concerning his absolute, dictatorial, and sovereign REIGN this day.
Cardinal Rule 2: Should the situation occur where the woman can clearly prove that the man made a quantifiable mistake, one should refer to Cardinal Rule 1. ON THIS DAY THE MAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT. EVEN WHEN HE’S CLEARLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY WRONG.
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