Hey, fuckheads...

Hello, friends.

The Gods (whichever ones they may be) have smiled down upon me and i have been offered an opportunity to rant (vent) about everything and nothing whenever i see fit. Ok so it wasn't a God. T. Vee foolishly gave me acess to this blog and after coming up with a password, then re-typing it i then had the pleasure of trying to decipher a bunch of hard to decipher letters. So after about 4 stressful I suppose hours of fucking about, here i am.

You shall refer to me as Chinaski, seeing as i don't want any of you fuckers knowing who i really am, so hopefully my email address doesn't show up, in which case, if it does, i'm fucked.

I suppose i should give you a little insight or background information on myself, but honestly there is not much to tell. I'm just a single, white male who's pissed off at most things more often than not.
"Why?" , i hear you ask.

I'll fuckin' Tell you why, i assure you, but all in good time.

To clarify, I don't HATE in the sense of, say, Hitler and his Jew fetish. ( I can't help but wonder how different Adolf would have turned out if he had a copy of Morbid Angel's - Blessed Are The Sick album - metal fixes everything. or should i say good metal..i'm getting sidetracked, forgive me).

I do not come from a poor family. I have not had a hard up-bringing. I'm an only child who loves (and is loved by) my parents.

My hatred doesn't stem from any family related issues, or the fact i was bullied at school for playing guitar and not being a jock (i have a shitlist as long as my dick and i assure you, i am like an Elephant...No i don't have a massive sex organ, i just never forget, dummy).

My hatred comes from somewhere far darker and deeper than that.

It comes from "realisation" or "knowing what's up".I have realised the world we live in, is an utter shitstorm, and everyone is too fucking dense to do anything about it.

Sure we can CHOOSE to NOT invade other peoples countries, laying waste to everyone and everything we see (but where's the fun in that?)

Sure we can CHOOSE to listen to that Irish muppet Bono, and that other Irish muppet Sir Bob Jerkoff about holding fundraisers and giving to charity and all that ( where does all the money you 2 bell-ends make go anyway? seriously guys, cut a check for a billion dollars, give it to Africa, and you win, game over,we won't need to see your ugly head's on tv anymore, although we still have to endure the "music" you make)

Sure we can CHOOSE to NOT listen to Sneaky Sound system, The Presets, U2, Parkway Drive & various other faggy forms of "music" or pop culture for that matter (Biggest Loser? Give me a fucking break..here's a tip, put down that extra deep fried chicken breast, pick up an apple and go for a fucking walk instead of sitting in front of your television watching various award winning shows like Bondi Vet or Farmer Needs A Wife, that way, YOU won't need your own show! it's not rocket science, folks.)

But alas, we CHOOSE NOT to choose not to. I think that makes sense....

We ignore every sane and rational thought that could be harmful or detrimental to us.

But mostly, i hate the fact that i am switched on enough, and i know there are a few more of you out there, to know when to say "no".

Anyway, i have already taken up way too much of your time, and seeing as this is an introduction article, i won't go too into it, so i'll leave it at that.

If you know what's good for you, you'll listen (read) up to what we have to say here. It's cheaper than a shrink and we use alot more swear words.

If not, you are just as fucked as everyone else, thereby, proving my point. good work, dickheads.

PS. I enjoy typos and spelling errors, and because i am borderline technological retard, i didn't know there was a spell check until about 16 seconds ago.

so deal with it.
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